I've got a ton of crap to write about, but it's all swirling in my head. I'll get the anecdotes down a little later. So this is just a quick recipe interlude and not a homage to that book, despite my clever post title, that I am avoiding reading because everyone else is just loving it. And might I add that the synopsis sounds like the movie Secretary.
Watermelon-a.k.a. my favorite most gorgeously delicious fruit- has made its debut in my post workout smoothie. When I picked them up in the grocery store the other day, I carried two of the mini ones right up high. And you guessed it, everyone was staring at my...(wait for it, wait for it)...MELONS.
50 shades of watermelon smoothie
About 2 cups watermelon
About 5 mint leaves
A few drops of organic maple syrup
1/8 cup of soy milk
About 1 cup of water
1 scoop of sunwarrior protein powder
1 tsp of bad writing
1/2 tsp of soft core stuff
1/8 tsp of twilight fanaticism
Blend and adjust to your liking, but trust me that if you feel anything liquid and smoldering combusting in your belly, it's not desire, Ms. Steele, it's all that fiber. (FYI-I just directly mocked some of the shitty writing in that book.)
Enjoy.
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