How to never eat pizza again

If you love pizza, I can cure you. Order a vegan pizza. It has daiya cheese on it. It taste like what I would imagine monkey shit would taste like, like chalk white monkey shit.mIt's so bad that you won't even crave a regular pizza anymore. It's back to tomato pie. Thanks for the birthday wishes all. It's been the best day, due to the wonderfulness of many people. Except Now Jason is burping up "cheese," trying not to puke, and my tummy hurts. He said his burps taste like cardboard that just came out of the dishwasher. Friends, go get some birthday boom boom in my honor cause today ain't my "daiya." Bon apetit!