Sunday, February 26, 2012

Vegan Porn

Paleo-vegans alike, good news. There's almond meal feta, which I daresay is betta than the intestine-hardening qualities of regular feta cheese.  Really, who doesn't want to shit right for a week? (movie quote alert!)  In fact, I'm watching my husband spread the vegan creaminess on a roasted tomato.  He doesn't want to admit that it's damn good, but it is.

Anyway, I cannot take credit for the recipe. I found it on this fantastic page called maplespice.com. Kind of sounds "porny" and it basically is,  it is mouthwatering vegan food porn.

So the recipe calls for
1 1/2 cups of almond meal (leftover from your almond milk attempts!)
3 tbsp olive oil
1 1/4 tsp salt
1/4 cup lemon juice
1/2 cup water
2 minced garlic cloves

Blend all that shit together. ( I actually had to use a little bit more water b/c my craptastic blender wouldn't blend). Wrap it in about 2 layers of cheesecloth and let it drain over a bowl for about 12 hours. I didn't get much drainage though.
Unwrap it, put it in a baking dish, and baked for about 60 minutes at 350 degrees until it gets browned.

Then eat.

Voila. Tastes like heaven. I no longer need to crave cheese. This hits the spot. Ohhh yea baby. Vegan soy free cheese porn for your mouth!

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Here's the website: http://www.maplespice.com/search?q=almond+feta

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