It has arrived upon my doorstep. It's here! My vegan sunwarrior protein, my life force, the miracle that will keep me from keeling over at crossfit. Initial thoughts: for being 47 (don't judge) bucks, the bag is surprisingly (or unsurprisingly) small--and probably will taste like shit (or brown sprouted hypoallergenic shit). The colorful bag mocks me, "I'm just as disgusting as you'll expect, sucker."
I feel like I can do this now (I think.) I'm going to have to eat a hell of a lot of greens to make up the protein deficit from nixing eggs and whey. How many protein shakes do I have to drink? Well, my formula is simple: how many vegan protein shakes I will have a day=how many times I feel like going poo that day. (TMI, I know).
I have to admit going into this challenge coming off a wicked cold and cough, and not having worked out for 4 days is rough. I'm getting one hell of an ab workout from coughing though...there is a silver lining! Take that hollow rocks.
Well, my two followers (one of which being myself), I'm signing off, but happily am letting you know that I'm officially up to 20 spinach leaves in my smoothie. Tomorrow, I'm going to get bold and add carrots, possibly one of the most disgusting veggies of all time. Here's another formula, carrots=puke.
I need a vegan warrior name, any suggestions?..................
Why stop at carrots? The possibilities are endless...cucumbers, squash, swiss card, beet greens, zucchini...no radishes though that would be weird. Good luck :D
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